Coming soon to London!

Straight Outta Benoni is coming to the big screen in London for 2 sneak previews on Sunday the 9th of April.

Forget the stale biltong and Mrs Balls chutney that your relatives bought over for you last summer, because here is a rare opportunity to experience South Africa's latest export and meet the cast!

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The movie will be playing at the River Side Studios' cinema in Hammersmith. The cast of the film will be present, and space will be limited, so book now to avoid missing out! Once you've secured your own seat, be sure to invite all your friends!

Hi, it's Brendan and Gavin, you know, from Crazy Monkey,

We wanted to tell you that we've been to London before. Quite exotic. It was cool, working in pubs, having to pay taxi fare to get home because the tubes had closed too early, just like the nightclubs. But we found another party, the one you go to after the clubs. At someone's house in Wimbledon. Where you can tear up the little flat, then watch some Tri-Nations the next morning. Because satellite is everywhere. Well, except at our house, we don't have satellite - it's too costly with having made the movie and stuff. Seriously, we can't even afford to watch ourselves on MTV.

And speaking of costs, you'll find it's a lot cheaper to go and see this movie in London than in SA. Sure the movie ticket prices up north are a little steeper, equivalent to the down payment on a Ford Fiesta, but it's going to cost you less than flying back here, which will include a ten-hour stopover in Windhoek if you get a budget flight. (Gavin knows this, he's doing it on his birthday to get to London to see you.) The point is, you get to avoid standing in airport queues, forcing down stale rolls on the flight, and spending a fortune on a small plane seat ticket. And all you need to do is get to Hammersmith - the Seychelles of the UK.

We'll see you at the movies.